Pity anyone stuck in Buffalo. THE PEOPLE OF BUFFALO (AND SURROUNDING AREAS), HOLD THESE TRUTHS TO BE SELF EVIDENT: EVERYONE KNOWS SOMEONE WHO WORKS IN A PIZZA JOINT. THERE IS NO PUBLIC RESTAURANT IN TOWN THAT REQUIRES A JACKET AND TIE . . .
THE 2ND MOST ASKED QUESTION IN A RESTAURANT AFTER "SMOKING OR NON- SMOKING" IS "IS THIS COUPON ANY GOOD TONIGHT?" ANYTHING OVER $2.00 FOR A BEER IS ROBBERY.
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Can Buffalo meat be kosher?
What's happening in the basement with Israel?
This just in from Buffalo: A vote in the Sarandon vs. Allegra poll was cast for Rosie O'Donnell
This blog isn't pseudo intellectual, it's anti-intellectual.
Buffalo slaughtering, Kosher or Non-Kosher
"I'm telling you, it will be a bloodbath, a real bloodbath.."
Adam
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