Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Rabbis Welcome Youkilis To New York

Saw this earlier today as I drove down Eastern Parkway. They must have known in advance :)

Happy New York Yankee Chanukah

Yanks sign Kevin Youkilis. First Jewish Yankee since Ken Holtzman in 1978.

Friday, December 07, 2012

Yankee Fans: No Youk For You

If I was Youkilis, I'd take the two years to play for the Indians. Could it be that Yankee fans haven't had a member of the tribe since Ken Holtzman in the late 1970's? Is there an anti-semitic streak to the Steinbrenners?

Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Derek Jeter Is Not Fat, He's Phat

Bad foot and all, he and Harold Reynolds bagged Abu Nazir at the warehouse

Tuesday, October 09, 2012

Misunderstanding Over Maryland Trooper Asking For Swisher's Autograph

Although the hospitality of the folks at Camden Yards for the Yankees has been pretty tacky, the issue regarding improper conduct of a Maryland State Policeman might have been misconstrued. Apparently he was only providing reciprocity for NY State Police.

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Alex Rodriguez: Another Asset Of Abu Nazir?

Is this the reason for Alex's late season collapse? Yes the Orioles are also a part of the world Nazir seeks to bring down, yet the Yankees are its very emblem.

Is Bobby Valentine One Of Abu Nazir's Embeded Assets?

Hopefully Carrie will be at Yankee Stadium to help the Captain thwart this evil plan. It's possible Arod is part of the network as well. Sean Collins makes some salient points in Rolling Stone about what Homeland gets right and wrong.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Ann Romney And Rafalca May Go Gangnan Style

Gangnan style has gone from 62 to 11 to 2 and next week....I wonder whether Rafalca can manage those steps

Mitt Romney Joins Shelly Silver Down By The East River For Tashlich

For the goyim re tashlich. Tony Avella asks for Silver's resignation

Ann Romney's Manchurian Candidate Dress

From when they appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Ann is referring to pranks Mitt pulled in college

Mitt Advises NFL On Disputed Call

An excerpt from his foreign policy views from his infamous video taped talk for fundraisers in Florida.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Derek Jeter Shows No Quit

I'm only joking about the clear. It's obvious, despite what idiots like Skip Bayless say, that this guy does it on sheer talent and grit.

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

2012 New York Yankees: We Say A Little Prayer

In memory of the David brothers of Brownsville. Hal died yesterday. He wrote the lyrics to "I Say A Little Prayer." His older brother Mack died in 1993. He wrote the lyrics to "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo."
Dedicated to such 2012 Yankee failures as Phil Hughes, ARod, Merry Andruw, Russell Martin, Freddy Garcia and Joe's binder; the fall off of the Grandy Man,  the over hyped Robbie Cano and Kevin Long, and above all the Gashman and his short sighted, penny pinching bosses. Don't blame Mariano. He's weeping with the rest of us.
The moment you start up
Before you even throw your warm ups
 I say a little prayer for you
While tearing my hair, out And wondering what way you'll allow a blow out
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever, you'll put a strain on my heart
 and I will hate you
Forever, forever, I hope you will part
Oh, how I hate you
Your failure, Your failure, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartening for me.
You throw us under the bus, dear,
While saddened I think of us, dear,
I say a little prayer for you.
The moment you suit up
Before you put on your protective cup dear
I say a little prayer for you
While watching your ever-greying hair, now,
And wondering how much your skills have worn down, now,
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever, we'll watch your decline
Oh, how I'll hate you
Together, together, that's how it must be
We're stuck for 5 more years with you
Truly a Yankee tragedy for we
The moment you call up
Before making one of your signing screw-ups
I say a little prayer for you
While combing your thinning hair, now,
And wondering what your crazy girl friend did now
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever, you'll let the wrong ones depart
and I will hate you
Forever, forever, I wish you would part
Oh, then I'd love you
Remember, remember, the greatness of Stick
To live without you
Would for yank fans most certainly do the trick.
The moment you pick your bat up
And there's a lefty match up I say a little prayer for you
While pulling my hair, now,
And wanting Ajax back now
I say a little prayer for you

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Clint Eastwood Puts Bobby Valentine On The Hot Seat

Looks like he's just asking to be fired. I just hope they don't do it till the year is over. Yank fans don't want the Sox to come alive in September.