Thursday, February 22, 2007

I Got The Horse Right Here 2


Nicely
I got the horse right here 
The name is Paul Revere 
And here's a guy that says that the weather's clear 
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do 
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do. 

(Benny starts singing his part at this time, while Nicely continues:) 
Can do - can do - this guy says the horse can do 
If he says the horse can do - can do, can do. 

(Rusty starts singing his part as the time, while Nicely and Benny continue:) 
For Paul Revere I'll bite 
I hear his foot's all right 
Of course it all depends if it rained last night 

Likes mud, likes mud, this X means the horse likes mud 
If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud 
Likes mud. 

I tell you Paul Revere 
Now this is no bum steer 
It's from a handicapper that's real sincere 
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do. 
If he says the horse can do - can do - can do. 
Paul Revere. I got the horse right here. 

BENNY
I'm pickin' Valentine, 'cause on the morning line 
A guy has got him figured at five to nine 
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance 
if he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance 

I know it's Valentine, the morning work looks fine 
Besides the jockey's brother's a friend of mine 
Needs race, needs race, this guy says the horse needs race 
If he says the horse needs race, needs race, needs race. 
I go for Valentine, 'Cause on the morning line, 
The guy has got him figured at five to nine 
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance 
Valentine! I got the horse right here. 

RUSTY CHARLIE
But look at Epitaph. he wins it by a half 
According to this here in the Telegraph 
"Big Threat" - "Big Threat" 
This guy calls the horse "Big Threat" 
If he calls the horse "Big Threat", 
Big Threat, Big Threat. 

And just a minute, boys. 
I've got the feed box noise 
It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise 
Shows class, shows class. 
This guy says the horse shows class 
If he says the horse shows class 
Shows class, show's class. 

So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half 
According to this here in the Telegraph. 
Epitaph! I got the hore right here!

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