Monday, December 18, 2006

In Your Face 2

A tip of the hat to Elayne for clueing me to this news segment
To the tune of Eleanor Rigby
Ah, look at all the ugly people
Ah, look at all the phoney people
Eleanor Rigney picks up the dice from the terc where a lesson has been
Lives in a dream
Lives to be mean
Waits in the shadows, wearing the verbissena face that she keeps in perpetual use
Who's next to abuse?
All the awful people
Where do they all come from ?
All the haughty people
Where do they all belong ?
Father McHeaney preaching the words of a curriculum guide that no one can head
It will never succeed
Look at him jerking, schtupping his boys in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?
All the spiteful people
Where do they all come from?
All the useless people
Where do they all belong?

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