This Just In: Chuck Jones Replaced By Dick Morris

Stuyvesant all-star and Energy Czar Richard Karney just informed me that Dick Morris should be my shoe advisor. In that way we keep the job "in-house." Dick, has great qualifications:"Morris attended Stuyvesant High School in New York City, where he was active on the debate team. He managed Jerrold Nadler's campaign for class president; Nadler has since gone on to represent New York in the House of Representatives. Morris graduated from Stuyvesant in 1964, then attended Columbia where he earned a Bachelor of Arts degree. On August 29, 1996, Morris resigned from the Clinton campaign after reports surfaced that he had been involved in an extramarital affair with a prostitute named Sherry Rowlands. A tabloid newspaper had obtained and published a set of photographs of Morris and Rowlands on a Washington, D.C., hotel balcony. Accompanying the photo layout was Rowlands' story of the casual affair, including the revelation that Morris's favorite sexual fetish was toe-sucking . The article also revealed that Morris had allowed Rowlands to listen in on phone calls with the President, and had given her a copy of a campaign speech before it was delivered. Morris had been very casual about sharing his opinions of Bill and Hillary Clinton with Rowlands, and now some very inside personal information was available at thousands of supermarket checkouts.
PS, Richard is not a fan of any of the shoes. I think he likes those water buffalo space shoes that are moms wore. I remember my mother got hers at Brunelle's (?) in Greenwich Village