The Top Eight Things To Talk To A Psychiatrist About

.....when there is nothing else to talk about and you realize that all hope is lost and you only want your prescription and it's too hot to think of two more things
1. The mechanics of the golf swing vs. the baseball swing.
2. The prospects of World War III
3. How oppressed groups of people become the oppressors
4. Knowing Doris Day
5. Making plans to discredit another therapist
6. Selling the stock market short
7. The obvious giant phallic symbol in the waiting room
8. Recommended audio books