Felix The Cat's Golden Goose Eggs

Thankfully I missed most last nights' Yankee goose egg disaster at the hands of Felix Hernandez
The pirate song....at 2:50

Oh we take what we want and want what we take
For we are pirates out hunting for treasure
If we see any gold we steal it away
Robbing widows and orphans of pleasure

Could really be the Mariners' song

Whether it's Hernandez or Lee we are pitchers with glee
For we are Mariners' stumping New Yorkers
So for the Yanks to win in the east
They better trade to upgrade or have their hitters get bats that are corkers