What Would Joe Do #2?

Based on the ultimate man's man Don Draper and the blog, What Would Don Draper Do?
Joe is informed that an old buddies kid (the one with the Transfiguration baseball cap) is in attendance at the Spike Lee celebration for Michael Jackson in Prospect Park. He knows his friend would disapprove. What would he do?

I wouldn't say a word to the kid. He's got enough trouble being exploited by Spike Lee, who never had any shame. But I would grab Spike Lee by his scrawny neck, wring him like a wet towel, then drop him into the nearest trash can, with the warning, "If I ever see you in Little Italy, I will make pork sausage out of you. Understand, creep?"