The Ballad Of Sarah Palin

from the daily motion by Mason Storm

Born in a hospital in Idaho
Didn't meet McCain until a week ago
And now she might be our next vp
She openly admits that she used to smoke weed
Now she lives in the coldest state
Her husband took her fishing on their very first date
They got married and had five kids
She was doing politics while he was catching squid
Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan frontier
A card carrying member of the NRA
Disagree with her and she'll blow your ass away
Sarah's very fond of shooting moose
Bald eagles, puppies and even a goose
Sarah isn't known for trying to conserve
She wants to drill for oil in our protected reserve
Doesn't support abortion or being gay
It's not her fault, just the Republican way
Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan frontier
And now we come to the end of the song
Alaska's Governor is a hockey mom
Sarah soon will make history
As the first gun toting nut job female VP
Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan frontier
Sarah, Sarah Palin
Queen of the Alaskan frontier
God help us