Robbie Cano: Kansas City, What A Bunch Of Bums

I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City, here I come
I'm goin' to Kansas City, Kansas City, home run captain I'm the one
They got some pretty stupid ball fans and their team has rarely won

I gonna be standing on the diamond, 1 Royal Way, it ain't sublime
I gonna be standing on the diamond, 1 Royal Way, it ain't sublime
Without their Kansas City Butler and the trash there thinks that it's a crime

Well I went there by plane, but I'll leave there not the same
If I have to go again, I''d have to be insane
I'm leaving, Kansas City, Kansas City, what a bunch of bums
They got some pretty stupid ball fans and their team has rarely won