Happy Halladays

the original

Happy Holiday
Happy holiday, happy holiday
While the merry bells keep ringing
May your ev'ry wish come true
Happy holiday, happy holiday
May the calendar keep bringing
Happy holidays to you
Come To Holiday Inn
If you're burdened down with trouble
If your nerves are wearing thin
Park your load down the road
And come to Holiday Inn
If the traffic noise affects you
Like a squeaky violin
Kick your cares down the stairs
And come to Holiday Inn

The Yankee version

Happy Halladay
Happy halladay, happy halladay
While the homer balls keep soaring
May your ev'ry wish come true
Happy halladay, happy halladay
May the hitless phillies keep bringing
Happy halladays to you
Come To Halladay Inn
If you're burdened down with groin pulls
If your catchers are wearing thin
Park your load with the trainer
And come to Halladay Inn
If the lack of bench affects you
Like a squeaky violin
Kick some phillie butt and then strutt
And come to Halladay Inn