Coming Into Los Angeles

Coming in from London
From over the pole
Flying in a big airliner
Chickens flying everywhere around the plane
Could we ever feel much finer?
Coming into Los Angeles
Bringing in a couple of keys
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man
There's a guy with a ticket to Mexico
No, he couldn't look much stranger
Walking in the hall with his things and all
Smiling, said he was the Lone Ranger
Coming into Los Angeles
Bringing in a couple of keys
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man
Hip woman walking on a moving floor
Tripping on the escalator
There's a man in the line
And she's blowing his mind
Thinking that he's already made her
Coming in from London
From over the pole
Flying in a big airliner
Chickens flying everywhere around the plane
Could we ever feel much finer?
Coming into Los Angeles
Bringing in a couple of keys
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man

Coming in from Arizona
From over the sand
Flying in a big airliner
Tired and hurt yanks all over the plane
Winning last night made us feel much finer?
Coming into Los Angeles
Bringing in some of A-Rods' "teas"
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man
There's a guy with a message for manager Joe
No, he couldn't look much angrier
Walking in the hall with a bad hip flexor and all
Smiling, said he was Alex Avenger
Coming into Los Angeles
Bringing in some of A-Rods' "teas"
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man
Blond woman walking on a moving floor
Tripping on the escalator
She's got a 3rd basemen in mind
And later she'll be blowing him fine
But soon he'll probably dump her
Coming in from Arizona
From over the sand
Flying in a big airliner
Tired and hurt yanks all over the plane
Winning last night made us feel much finer?
Coming into Los Angeles
Bringing in some of A-Rods' "teas"
Don't touch my bags if you please
Mister Customs Man