Saturday, April 17, 2010

How Chan Ho Pulled His Hamstring

He slipped in the mudslide caused by his diarrhea
some exclusive Diarrhea Lyrics

When the game is on the line
and there's leaking from your hind
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your curve just doesn't snap
and your bowels start to flap
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When your sinker has no dip
and your stomach starts to flip
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When Jorge signals heater
and you can't get off the seater
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you try to cut the corner
and your butts a bunsen burner
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When being interviewed by jack curry
and you say you've got to hurry
Diarrhea, diarrhea

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