Bosox Diarrhea

Inspired by the Bosox K count at It Is High, It Is Far, It Is Caught
When Papi's swings at air
and his culo ejects a flair
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When Youk gets in that crouch
And his pants begin to pouch
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When J.D. gets disabled
From a rectum too enabled
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When Wakefield's ball won't flutter
Cause his chute is greased with butter
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When Pedroid's rhoids are piling
And the poop just keeps on sliding
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When the Sox just keep on losin'
Cause their turds begin to loosen
Diarrhea, diarrhea