That's Why Sarah Is A Tramp, With Original Lyrics

from Pal Joey, The original lyrics:

She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
She likes the theater but never come late
She never bother with people I hate
That's why the lady is a tramp
I don't like crap games with Barons and Earls
Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls
That's why the lady is a tramp
She loves the free fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, it's oke
Hates California is cold and is damp
That's why the lady is a tramp
She like the free fresh wind in my hair
Life without care
She's broke, it's oke
She hates California it's cold and is damp
That's why the lady is a tramp
She goes to Coney-the beach is divine.
She goes to ball games-the bleachers are fine.
She follows Winchell and reads ev'ry line.
That's why the lady is a tramp.
She likes a prizefight that isn't a fake.
She loves the rowing on Central Park Lake.
She goes to opera and stays wide awake.
That's why the lady is a tramp.
She likes the green grass under her shoes.
What can she lose?
She's flat! That's that!
She's all alone when she lowers her lamp.
That's why the lady is a tramp.

My original version:

She gets too hungry, for meals without steak
She loves the country, but not every state
She'd never bother, with people she'd hate
That's why Sarah is a tramp.
Doesn't like crap games, with browns and with blacks
Wont go to Harlem to speak with Barack
Wont dish the dirt, unless it's with hacks
That's why Sarah is a tramp.
She loves the free, fresh moose on her plate
Bridges no where
She's a dope, but its oke
She hates big cities, its where minorities make camp
That's why Sarah is a tramp.
She goes to go to Wassella-the hunting's is divine.
She goes to hockey games-the brutality's sublime
She follows Dodson and reads ev'ry line.
That's why Sarah is a tramp.
She likes a prizefight when whites dominate
She loves the rowing on true american lakes.
She goes to operas and vegetates
That's why Sarah is a tramp.
She likes the green grass but weed she will pass
She's not flat, her curves are real phat
Her mind's alone she's just a fundamentalist stamp
That's why Sarah is a tramp.