That's Why Sarah Is A Tramp Verse 3

from Hollywood Palace Season 1, Ep 5: Host: Donald O'Connor
--Donald O'Connor dances with the Louis DaPron dancers
--Don Knotts (comedian) - appears, in a comedy sketch, as a nervous after-dinner speaker
--Buddy Greco (singer-pianist)
--The Wellingtons (singing group) - perform with Donald O'Connor
--Mary Costa (Metropolitan Opera soprano, formerly a TV pitchwoman)
--Jack Olvin and Yvonne Wilder (comedians, spoofing "Hamlet)
--The Pompoff Thedy musical clowns (Vaudeville comedians)
--Francis Brunn (juggler)
Note: Buddy Hackett was originally scheduled to appear on this episode.
Aired: 2/1/1964

a new verse

Don't know the reason her brain's not alive
She loves flying-animals below won't survive
She craves affection, but from none who will jive
That's why Sarah is a tramp.
She reads the news as if she was blind
She'll start a war and Israel won't mind.
We'll be marching behind
That's why Sarah is a tramp.
She winks and struts, a natural tease
Smile and say cheese
Our economy will seize
She loves McCain and thinks he's a champ.
That's why Sarah is a tramp.