Andruw Jones And Maggie Gyllenhaal Issue Joint Confession

When is Girardi going to ditch the worthless Jones? And to think Maggie has humble lower east side immigrant roots. Her mother was married to Eric Foner! Go to ednotes to learn the truth about "Won't Back Down."

Benjamin Netanyahu Explains How The Yankees Will Implode This Year

Michelle Has Daggers For Elisabeth

The nerve of Elisabeth to question the President. It bothered Conan as well

Mayor Mike Supports Bibi

Ann Romney And Rafalca May Go Gangnan Style

Gangnan style has gone from 62 to 11 to 2 and next week....I wonder whether Rafalca can manage those steps

Mitt Romney Joins Shelly Silver Down By The East River For Tashlich

For the goyim re tashlich. Tony Avella asks for Silver's resignation

Ann Romney's Manchurian Candidate Dress

From when they appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Ann is referring to pranks Mitt pulled in college

Mitt Advises NFL On Disputed Call

An excerpt from his foreign policy views from his infamous video taped talk for fundraisers in Florida.

Mitt Romney Visits John Sterling

Mitt Romney's Caveman Health Plan

Mitt Seeks Advice From David Villalobos

In a desperate move to appeal to the 47%, Mitt seeks the aid of this nut job

The Secret Of Showalter's Success?

Mitt Congratulates Bobby Valentine

Mitt Romney At Fenway For Series Against Baltimore

Hal Steinbrenner Meets Mitt Romney At $50,000 Plate Dinner

Doubleheader Win: Ichiro 7 For 8, Four Stolen Bases

Eatyour-o Hearts Out.

Joe Buck Could Face Suspension For Slur On Eyeblack

Who could the slur be intended for?

Mitt Romney To Play Shortstop For Jays In Place Of Suspended Yunel Escobar

He should fill in nicely, if not with his glove and bat, but with his smarts

A Shayna Maidela That Derek Jeter Should Consider

Emmanuelle Chriqui is a MOT and half sephardic as well.

Happy New Year From The Captain

What a year for this guy! He deserves every honor, including this one.

Derek Jeter Shows No Quit

I'm only joking about the clear. It's obvious, despite what idiots like Skip Bayless say, that this guy does it on sheer talent and grit.

Win Or Lose At Least We Got The Greek

Here's Your New Contract Nick Swisher

If The Boss Were Still Around There'd Be No More Mark Reynolds

Bill Clinton Ask Us To Make A Choice

Bill Clinton Warns Nation About David Robertson

2012 New York Yankees: We Say A Little Prayer

In memory of the David brothers of Brownsville. Hal died yesterday. He wrote the lyrics to "I Say A Little Prayer." His older brother Mack died in 1993. He wrote the lyrics to "Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo."
Dedicated to such 2012 Yankee failures as Phil Hughes, ARod, Merry Andruw, Russell Martin, Freddy Garcia and Joe's binder; the fall off of the Grandy Man,  the over hyped Robbie Cano and Kevin Long, and above all the Gashman and his short sighted, penny pinching bosses. Don't blame Mariano. He's weeping with the rest of us.
The moment you start up
Before you even throw your warm ups
 I say a little prayer for you
While tearing my hair, out And wondering what way you'll allow a blow out
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever, you'll put a strain on my heart
 and I will hate you
Forever, forever, I hope you will part
Oh, how I hate you
Your failure, Your failure, that's how it must be
To live without you
Would only be heartening for me.
You throw us under the bus, dear,
While saddened I think of us, dear,
I say a little prayer for you.
The moment you suit up
Before you put on your protective cup dear
I say a little prayer for you
While watching your ever-greying hair, now,
And wondering how much your skills have worn down, now,
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever, we'll watch your decline
Oh, how I'll hate you
Together, together, that's how it must be
We're stuck for 5 more years with you
Truly a Yankee tragedy for we
The moment you call up
Before making one of your signing screw-ups
I say a little prayer for you
While combing your thinning hair, now,
And wondering what your crazy girl friend did now
I say a little prayer for you
Forever, forever, you'll let the wrong ones depart
and I will hate you
Forever, forever, I wish you would part
Oh, then I'd love you
Remember, remember, the greatness of Stick
To live without you
Would for yank fans most certainly do the trick.
The moment you pick your bat up
And there's a lefty match up I say a little prayer for you
While pulling my hair, now,
And wanting Ajax back now
I say a little prayer for you

Clint Eastwood Puts Bobby Valentine On The Hot Seat

Looks like he's just asking to be fired. I just hope they don't do it till the year is over. Yank fans don't want the Sox to come alive in September.

Clint Eastwood Addresses Nick Swisher