You'll Wonder Where The Yellow Went

Hey, hey Suzy Q.What's cookin with you?
Your teeth look whiter then new, new, new

My teeth aren't new
But my toothpaste is
New pepsodent
Get with it kid

New package
New flavor
New formula too
Means brighter smiles
For me and you

You’ll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
The new formula
With imp
Gets teeth much whiter
You can see
It cleans the stains and film away
While irium
Fights tooth decay

You’ll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
The taste is new
So fresh and clean
That new taste really lasts, it's keen
And while it makes your smile a rave
It also makes breath behave
So start going steady right away
With pepsodent
Get some today
You’ll wonder where the yellow went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.
Pepsodent., Pepsodent.,

The A-Rod version.
Many are wondering where his power went.
Can the switch to Cameron from Kate be the reason?

After a weak April at the plate, Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez has been getting on base consistently in May — but his power numbers still haven’t rebounded.
In fact, A-rod’s been looking a lot more like teammate Nick Johnson as of late. He’s compiled a very good .408 on-base percentage in May, with 13 hits, 7 walks, and only five strikeouts this month.
However, he’s gone deep just once in his last 20 games, with only four total extra base hits in that span.
In fact, Rodriguez — one of the most prolific power hitters of all time — has only three home runs in 147 plate appearances this year, putting him on pace for…brace yourself…fourteen home runs in 2010. Barring injury, we’re sure A-Rod will wind up with far more homers than that. He’ll likely hit close to double that amount, in fact, if last season is any indicator (he missed the first month of 2009 due to injury and wound up with 30)

 Until last night when he hit a grand slam homer.

Hey, hey A-rod, eyes of blue
What's cookin with you?
Your power went away like the birds that flew
My power lost, that's just not true

Got me a new Hammer-on
With new Camer-on
Though some may wonder
That yellow still makes me hyper-vent
There's a different pep
For this studly gent

New package
New flavor
New formula too
Just give it time
Soon balls will climb