There's No Business Like No Bid Business

There's no business like no-bid business like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing, everything that loopholes will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are milking that cash cow
There's no people like DOE people, they lie so you won't know
Even though that turkey Joel does as he is told he acts like he is courageous and bold
Still consultants walk away with a sacks of gold, let's go on with the show