Of Course, The Mets Finally Get A No-Hitter, And It’s Not A Real One

with a h/t to Lyn Lary for inspiration

If The Tigers Sign Stephen Stills

Then they would reunite the singing group of Crosby, Stills and Young. But be careful that Delmon Young might screw up the lyrics of their version of Jayz's "Empire State of Mind"

Cory Wade To The Rescue

You're made in the shade with Cory Wade.

Another Un-Patriotic Blow Served By Angels Against The Yankees

From an unreliable source: Following up the Memorial Day fiasco, Mark Trumbo , the grandson of red sympathizer Dalton Trumbo, delivered a crushing blow in Tuesday night's game against the Yankees.
Mark is seen above before he shaved and before he started wearing contacts

An Insult To The Yankees On Memorial Day

 From unreliable sources:
Hisanori Takahashi, the great grandson of the Admiral of the Japanese fleet Sankiti Takahashi, helped defeat the Yankees last night.

A Recent Chad Curtis' Prayer Meeting

guess he had a lapse in faith Another story about Chad Curtis, but this time within the context of a story about Derek Jeter. A true story

I rode up the elevator at Einstein Hospital with a hispanic mother and her kid (I guess about 7) and a West Indian maintenance man about 50. The kid had on a Jeter shirt. I said, "You picked the best Yankee. He's my hero too." The kid smiled. The mother said, "Tino Martinez is my favorite. He's cuter." When they got off I said to the maintenance man (who I had no clue was a baseball fan), "Jeter is the best of baseball in so many ways." He answered, "They thought Derek was finished. he showed them"

Bloomberg Mocks UFT's Sex Scandal

An unverified photo of Mike Bloomberg and his "girlfriend" Diana Taylor attending Christine Quinn's same sex wedding this past weekend. The chutzpah of this guy mocking Mulgrew!

John Sterling Tells Laura Posada That She's Safe And Secure

Suzyn Waldman Kvells Over Andy Pettite's Win Over The Reds

Hidoki Corroded

from the great Suzyn Waldman: "He just doesn't seem to have confidence in his stuff."

Tough Guy Girardi Miscalculates Hit On Nova

Maybe Girardi should stick to hockey

Rauuuuul Be Seeing You

with a h/t to John Sterling
Rauuuuul be seeing you;
In all the old, familiar home run places
That this Yankee heart of mine embraces;
All day through.
Bald man you still can play
In that big ball park across the way;
Watch our numbers swell
The sense of glee
At last Cash chose well.
Rauuuuul be seeing you;
In every summer’s day made gay;
But I don't really mean that way;
Even though Obama says that's okay
Games once lost will now be won
And when the season's through;
I’ll be looking at first place
And I’ll be thanking you.

When Young Bully Mitt Romney Played For The Red Sox

A scene from "Fear Strikes Out."

Meredith Marakovits and Knickerbocker Village

Josh Beckett and Bobby V: Fore

Delmon Young Response To Hearing Of Mariano's Injury

Yanks Sign New Closer

In addition, the asylum seeker Chen Guang Cheng can fill the long vacant Chinese pitching slot of Chien Ming Wang. A desperate move, but in spite of his handicap he's known to have a knack for getting out of jams.

Jayson Nix: The Devil In A Blue Jersey

aka: The Man Who Killed Christ

The Way To Pitch Mark Teixeira

With Dubinsky Forced To Sit Rangers Still Win In Triple Overtime

Roger Sterling Reflects On Last Nights' Yankees' Loss

If Brian Cashman Attended A Baseball Exec Meeting Similar To The American Cancer Society Awards' Dinner On Mad Men

Instead of working the room for info on trades or free agents he would be getting......For a clip from this outstanding episode

Brian Cashman Meets The Bleacher Creatures: What Should Have Happened

Instead Bald Vinny was taken in by Jack Z's b. or the fans showed restraint because he brought his son.

Hughes And Garcia: On Their Way To Penn Station

Garcia And Hughes: Worse And Worser

Yankees Win And Honor The Moose

Gary Carter welcomes Moose to Baseball Heaven

Delmon Young: Geshvoln Un Gedroln Zol Er Vern Vi A Barg

For the story on Delmon's recent antics For the translation My mother said Vegerschwollen.

George Speaks Out On Cashman/Pineda Fiasco

Brian Cashman: On The Job

John Kruk: One Ball Hung Lo, Lo Blow

I'm not sure if it's the right or left cojone.  Forgive my insensitivity. I wish him continued good health. May that be his only concern.
As reported in the nydailynews
“Yeah, Nick, you did your job. That’s what you were expected to do so just accept it and be a little more humble,” said Kruk, in a disgusted tone. “I hear Yankee fans say, ‘Well, that’s Nick. That’s the way he is.’ ”
As one of my friends stated:

 Gee, what a surprise:  nobody ever had a word to say about the golden hours that big fat f--k Ortiz spent standing at home plate to admire his home runs against us or, say, how much Valverde liked to celebrate last year.  But somehow, when it comes to a Yankee, it’s suddenly 1964 again, and ESPN’s commentators are calling for bean balls.
The various talking heads who cover baseball—and all pro sports now—have got to decide what they want.  Swisher is the exact opposite of what they always claim to deplore, which is the sulking, loafing athlete.  Instead, he bubbles over with enthusiasm, he’s never down, he’s always a team player, and hey, when his team pulls off a nearly miraculous comeback, he gets a little excited.
To quote the great Derrick Coleman, “Whoop-de-damn-do.”
If it had been Dustin Pedroia out there, ESPN’s crack commentators would’ve been lining up to blow kisses to him for never giving up and playing with such team spirit.
Which brings us back to Kruk, who of late seems strangely sullen and out of sorts himself.  I can occasionally forgive the modern athlete for being cranky considering the various burdens they have to deal with—never being able to go anywhere, being constantly surrounded by would-be thieves, having to answer sportswriters’ questions, etc.
But one thing I can’t ever forgive is the sulking commentator.  People like Kruk are paid a fortune to go around the country and give their opinion after watching a game.  If they can’t at least fake it, they ought to quit—and that goes even for my old idol, Paul O’Neill, who needs to stop his constant whining every time a game goes into extra innings.  Hey John, Paulie—there’s a depression out here, you know!