Joba, Joba, Joba, Joba......Bing, Bing, Bing

the original
You've heard all about your raggy melody
Everything from opera down to harmony
But I've a little song that I will sing to you
It's gonna win you through and through
There ain't much to the words but the music is grand
And you'll be a-singing it to beat the band
You've heard of the tisket and tasket it's true
But give a little listen to this will you?
Ja-Da, Ja-Da, Ja-Da, Ja-Da
Jing, Jing, Jing
Ja-Da, Ja-Da, Ja-Da, Ja-Da
Jing, Jing, Jing
That's a funny little bit of melody
It's so soothing and appealing to me
It goes Ja-Da, Ja-Da, Ja-Da, Ja-Da
Jing, Jing, Jing


The Joba Version:
we've heard all about the games you've blown
and your favorite excuse "not attacking the zone"
But I've a little song that I will sing to you
It's gonna win you through and through
There ain't much to the words but it has a beat
And you'll be a-singing it on your next defeat
You've heard of the tisket and tasket it's true
But give a little listen to this will you?
joba, joba, joba, joba
bing, bing, bing
joba, joba, joba, joba
bing, bing, bing
That's a funny little bit of melody
It's so soothing, it won't let fans think
otherwise we'd all turn to drink
It goes joba, joba, joba, joba
bing, bing, bing

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