Red Socks Make Bold Move: Hire Dwight Gooden and Darryl Strawberry

Since the 2011 collapse was plagued by different forms of substance abuse, ownership looked for experienced hands to tackle the problems. The two are slated to fill the recently vacated gm and field manager positions. It's undecided which former Yankee/Met will take which job. More than likely the two will decide it over a game of Beat the Barman