Cashman Trading For Pineda, What A Jerkoff !

Jeter's Apartment For Sale

Now that he is selling it, we get a rare glimpse of what it looked like inside

Anger Mounts In Red Sox Nation After 15-9 Loss

Sweet Valentine

You know
Where it began
Don't know why I'm flailin'
You know
But then I know it's growing strong
You know
Was in Texas
You know
And Texas became New York
You know
Who'd have believed I'm still so wrong
You know
Fans, angry fans
You know
Yelling out
You know
Hating me
You know
Players too
You know
Sweet Valentine
You know
Oh how I've been so misunderstood

You know
I've been enshrined
You know
Japan's my best neighborhood
You know
But now I
You know
Should look for a flight
You know
And then I won't seem so lonely
You know
I'd even fly Jet Blue
You know
I may get hurt
You know
Bosox fans breaking my shoulders
You know
I'll be hurtin bad when holding you
You know
Mobs angry mobs
You know
With some clout
You know
Hating me
You know
Players too
You know
Sweet Valentine
You know
Oh how I've been so misunderstood

This Off Season Not Only Was Cashman Getting Laid, But He Was Also Getting Waylaid

That's Jack Zduriencik, the Seattle GM, doing his Sergeant Bilko impersonation.

100 Years From Today: Yankees Will Still Rule

The late great Maxine Sullivan (a Bronx native for much of her life)
in 1986 with Scott Hamilton on tenor. Special 100 year Fenway Park
Anniversary lyrics.

Don't mourn your losses, just drink royal crown
Enjoy the excuses for your sadness to drown
Why should you care that your team isn't sound
A hundred years ago till today!
Why crave a pennant that's only a dream
You're far from winning on Fenway's old green
Bobby V instead of Tito? Just another dumb scheme
A hundred years ago till today!
So eat and sing and make boozing the thing
Be happy while you may
There's always one, scoring more runs
That limits time for feeling that way
Youk is whining, and that's a bad sign
Cling to two series and just be resigned
The Yanks are your daddy and forever they'll shine
A hundred years ago till today!
And a hundred years from today

Caroline Throws Out One Of Ceremonial Balls At Fenway

Special Look At Fenway 100th Anniversary

That's some of the characters from Dukes Of Hazzard along with Randy Levine (representing the Yankees) along with a Tom Yawkey impersonator and Pumpsie Green, recreating a scene from their show that is relevant to Fenway history.

Tim Tebow Quotes Scripture In Describing Derek Jeter

Wade, Tebow and Bobby V Seen Recently At A Yankee Game

Watch Out Bobby V, Mossad Chief Amir Pardo Has Plans

Bobby V Disses Youk, Pisses Off Moses

The nerve! Maybe Bobby thought he had escaped the Passover season.

Rachel Loves Her Some Derek

Phi Hughes Sucks A Mad One

Phil Hughes, What Happened To The Dream?

Hughes, what happened to the dream?
You were once wonderful
The future ace of the team

What happened to the fastball of yours?
Now just a bp, gopher ball of yours
Batters granted big smiles from yours,
Sadly and truly.

Hughes, a juicer under a cloud?
We should have traded you away
But the gashman didn't allow
We'd have IPK to ourselves
Alone and apart.
Not on a Padre team
But safe into our hearts

Ain't It Sweet, Thank Those Orioles For That Sweep

Ain't it sweet? Thank those orioles for that sweep After dropping three and looking on oh so anxiously, Ain't it sweet? Ain't it nice? That Jete is hitting more than once or twice. Now I hope that A-Rod and Tex would follow in a medley, It would be nice. Just cast an eye in Boston's misdirection, Oh me oh my, ain't that perfection? Oh I repeat, well, don't you think that's kinda neat? Yes I ask you looking on a lot less anxiously, Ain't it sweet?

While Others Work Out This Winter, A-Rod Is Busy

Cracking the code.

Why I Have New Respect For Kobe

He's a Yankee fan. Kobe Bryant said he was thrilled Alex Rodriguez followed his recommendation to undergo Orthokine therapy in Germany.“As a Yankee fan, hell yeah,” Bryant said last night in Los Angeles. “Absolutely.”

Who Is Your Favorite Cruz?

For me, despite the beauty of Penelope, it would have to be Victor. Celia comes in 3rd, then Jose and then Tom.

Derek Jeter's Gift Basket

Complete with a special iconographic framed photo of John Sterling and an ultra high speed Brett Gardner rabbit.

Change In Scheduling For Bronx Hanukkah Party

Actually, Ryan was never scheduled to appear, but...?

Jerry And Bernie Try Tebowing

Fourth Accuser In Bernie Fine Case

from a story in the syracuse post dispatch Van Hooser claims he had contact with Fine this past summer. Could that be the two of them at a Hugh Jackman concert appearance or the work of some rouge photoshopper?

Not To Be Outdone By Derek, Ryan Braun Creates His Own Gift Baskets

Ryan Braun: You Don't Have To Be Jewish

Despite His Problems, Ryan Braun Does A Hanukkah Mitzvah

Evidently he has an abundant supply of powerful juices to light many a menorah.

Three Members Of The Syracuse Family Celebrate Their #1 Rating

Coach Beoheim Dedicates Season To Bernie And Liza

Ryan Braun's New Uniform

He borrowed it from Diamondback hurler J.J.

Ryan Braun Is Innocent