Rabbis Welcome Youkilis To New York

Saw this earlier today as I drove down Eastern Parkway. They must have known in advance :)

Happy New York Yankee Chanukah

Yanks sign Kevin Youkilis. First Jewish Yankee since Ken Holtzman in 1978.

Yankee Fans: No Youk For You

If I was Youkilis, I'd take the two years to play for the Indians. Could it be that Yankee fans haven't had a member of the tribe since Ken Holtzman in the late 1970's? Is there an anti-semitic streak to the Steinbrenners?

Derek Jeter Is Not Fat, He's Phat

Bad foot and all, he and Harold Reynolds bagged Abu Nazir at the warehouse

Why Biden Was laughing So Much Last Night

New York Yankees 2012: Don't Stop Believin

If Buck Fails To Come Through Nazir Counting On Delmon Young To Stop Yankees

With Raul Ibanez solidly in the US camp and Girardi miraculously making the right move, Nazir is looking to Delmon Young as his agent if Buck fails in his mission.

If Only This Vision Could Appear In The Stands Tonight For Arod

Kate, we need you!

Misunderstanding Over Maryland Trooper Asking For Swisher's Autograph

Although the hospitality of the folks at Camden Yards for the Yankees has been pretty tacky, the issue regarding improper conduct of a Maryland State Policeman might have been misconstrued. Apparently he was only providing reciprocity for NY State Police.

Is Buck Showalter A Hidden Asset For Abu Nazir?

Abu Nazir's network is evidently extensive. So far he has failed to achieve his desired results in the baseball sphere.

The Reason Obama Kept Looking Down During The Debate

Barack was rooting on Jete and the boys.

Jim Lehrer: Working For Abu Nazir

Joe Girardi: Another Abu Nazir Agent?

Nazir still trying hard to bring down the New York Yankees, the great symbol of US sports excellence. Isn't enough that he has Arod in his employ

Alex Rodriguez: Another Asset Of Abu Nazir?

Is this the reason for Alex's late season collapse? Yes the Orioles are also a part of the world Nazir seeks to bring down, yet the Yankees are its very emblem.

Is Bobby Valentine One Of Abu Nazir's Embeded Assets?

Hopefully Carrie will be at Yankee Stadium to help the Captain thwart this evil plan. It's possible Arod is part of the network as well. Sean Collins makes some salient points in Rolling Stone about what Homeland gets right and wrong.

Danny Valencia Falls Short On Home Run Bid On Sukkos

Ichiro caught it at the wall in left. Maybe that's because this MOT was using a lulav for a bat.

Two Losers Prepare For Showdown Week

about Mitt's one liner preparations

Andruw Jones And Maggie Gyllenhaal Issue Joint Confession

When is Girardi going to ditch the worthless Jones? And to think Maggie has humble lower east side immigrant roots. Her mother was married to Eric Foner! Go to ednotes to learn the truth about "Won't Back Down."

Benjamin Netanyahu Explains How The Yankees Will Implode This Year

Michelle Has Daggers For Elisabeth

The nerve of Elisabeth to question the President. It bothered Conan as well

Mayor Mike Supports Bibi

Ann Romney And Rafalca May Go Gangnan Style

Gangnan style has gone from 62 to 11 to 2 and next week....I wonder whether Rafalca can manage those steps

Mitt Romney Joins Shelly Silver Down By The East River For Tashlich

For the goyim re tashlich. Tony Avella asks for Silver's resignation

Ann Romney's Manchurian Candidate Dress

From when they appeared on Live With Kelly and Michael. Ann is referring to pranks Mitt pulled in college

Mitt Advises NFL On Disputed Call

An excerpt from his foreign policy views from his infamous video taped talk for fundraisers in Florida.

Mitt Romney Visits John Sterling

Mitt Romney's Caveman Health Plan

Mitt Seeks Advice From David Villalobos

In a desperate move to appeal to the 47%, Mitt seeks the aid of this nut job

The Secret Of Showalter's Success?

Mitt Congratulates Bobby Valentine